Sorry for spoiling the big reveal from the Star Wars series, if you haven’t seen ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ yet. But I reckon that most people reading a sci-fi parody comic about Grey aliens will probably have already seen ‘Empire’. Numerous times.

Besides, we’re hardly the first people to have dropped this particular bombshell.

If, by some quirk of fate, you’ve never seen Star Wars then I suggest trying to wipe your mind of the comic you’ve just read, and watch the films in Machete order (if you don’t want to read that article, which contains way more spoilers than we’ve provided here, the suggestion is to watch the films in the order: IV, V, II, III, VI – skipping episode I entirely). Then come back here and have a look through some of our other Star Wars comics, now that you can better understand them.

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[Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader fight scene from The Empire Strikes Back, with a pair of Greys looking on in the background]

Luke: You killed my father

Vader: No. I am your father

G1: Well that's not right!

G2: You mean the way that the dark side of the force is so all-consuming that it can lead a father to cut his own son's hand off without a moment's regret?

G1: No — it's not supposed to be 'Bring Your Child To Work Day' until next Friday!